Yeah, we can do that! ... But if any of the rest of you ever wear visors, it'll think you're me. Fair warning. I could make it go by things like height as well, though, I suppose...
You don't have to, but the haroomba will call you Tali and try to sterilise everything. It depends if you like that sort of thing.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
It's an environmental suit. My race is immunodeficient - we all wear these so that we're breathing sterile air, don't get introduced to foreign pathogens, that kind of thing.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
It's got some extra perks - it has olfactory filters I can turn off, I can walk into biohazards, wear it in space...and I found out here it even works in water. Not that I found out by choice.
... I think by that logic, that might make you its father. Or at least its step-father.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Depends. Right now, I have to take the mask off - that's why the haroomba runs around sterilising everything. Back home, I eat liquid rations if I'm not on a quarian ship. Through a straw.
You're going to make the haroomba grow up without a father? That's heartbreaking.
[Tali knows sarcasm doesn't always work in text. She just doesn't care.]
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
I don't know, I think I found eating meat for the first time grosser than liquid rations... I suppose it's all about what you're used to.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Don't worry about sterilising yourself. The haroomba should do most of the work in the rover and my immune system can adapt a little... just don't cough in my face when I'm eating. That's all I ask.
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Yeah, we can do that!
... But if any of the rest of you ever wear visors, it'll think you're me. Fair warning. I could make it go by things like height as well, though, I suppose...
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Guess that means we'll have to take off our hats inside, huh?
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
I've been meaning to ask. What's the deal with your suit?
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You don't have to, but the haroomba will call you Tali and try to sterilise everything. It depends if you like that sort of thing.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
It's an environmental suit. My race is immunodeficient - we all wear these so that we're breathing sterile air, don't get introduced to foreign pathogens, that kind of thing.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
It's got some extra perks - it has olfactory filters I can turn off, I can walk into biohazards, wear it in space...and I found out here it even works in water. Not that I found out by choice.
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Nah, I'll pass. I don't feel like being its mother.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
I think I get it. So it's to keep you safe... how would you eat, though?
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... I think by that logic, that might make you its father.
Or at least its step-father.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Depends. Right now, I have to take the mask off - that's why the haroomba runs around sterilising everything. Back home, I eat liquid rations if I'm not on a quarian ship. Through a straw.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
That's about as fun as it sounds.
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If we're thinking of it that way, I'd like to be the uncle instead.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
That sounds gross.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
Hmm, does this mean we'd have to sterilize ourselves, too? For your safety, I mean.
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You're going to make the haroomba grow up without a father? That's heartbreaking.
[Tali knows sarcasm doesn't always work in text. She just doesn't care.]
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
I don't know, I think I found eating meat for the first time grosser than liquid rations... I suppose it's all about what you're used to.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
Don't worry about sterilising yourself. The haroomba should do most of the work in the rover and my immune system can adapt a little... just don't cough in my face when I'm eating. That's all I ask.
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I'm not ready for this level of responsibility. I want to enjoy my freedom with other bots.
FROM: cecil.guy@cdc.org
Jokes aside, that's good to know! I'll be sure to turn the other way if I feel a sneeze coming on.
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You're going to have to settle down sometime, you know.
FROM: vasneema.talizorah@cdc.org
That's all I ask!
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Ha ha, I've heard enough about marriage back home. Let me enjoy my years as a bachelor.
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What, really? [Is that a human thing.]
If it makes you feel any better, I can promise never to judge you for being single.
[Because wouldn't that be the height of hypocrisy.]